Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Double Argh With Knobs Austrian Style?

If I told you it happened again would you listen?
Would you believe me?
Have you ever fully believed me?

So, we had faschings.
That was a total blast.
Its like, the whole city dressing up and then getting drunk.

But if I hear:

Einen Stern der Deinen Namen trägt
Hoch am Himmelszelt
Den schenk ich Dir heut Nacht
Einen Stern der Deinen Namen trägt
Alle Zeiten überlebt Und über unsere
Liebe wacht

Or:

Aber eins kann mir keiner, (eins kann mir keiner) (2x)
eins kann mir keiner, (eins kann mir keiner)
eins kann mir keiner nehmen und das ist die pure Lust am Leben!

IMMA SHOOT SOMEONE.

Because they got drunk. Then they sang it in the street. Then they sang it to me. And then they started changing other lyrics to fit me, and sang them.

Oh, So, btw... WITHDRAWALS GONE. Heh.

I think I left my halo in the overhead compartment of the plane to Copenhagen.

So, I was gunna like.. give the whole detailed version, (but I think I will just give the overview )which I will write somewhere and let it eventually get put up here (because you all love hearing about my life...XD) and then the few people who read this can go 'Omg Alicia you did what?! You?! And he did what?!'

But lets not get into that right now. I dont have the energy to be that specific. (Plus, no one is online to vent at and consequently bring up more memories of the night by it.)

So:
Alicia met a boy at a bar.
The first way they ever communicated was him asking a stupid question and alicia giving the finger.
Later they played fussball. (Like, with a table and shit.) on the same team.
A little girl was there (11) and when he hugged Alicia because they won, she burst laughing.
Then informed alicia that 'OMG HE LIKES YOU'
I was never like this at 11. A hug is a hug.
Then Alicia was dancing with her host moms friend.
And he cut in.
Alicia cant dance these funny austrian dances.
But he made her dance with him anyways.
(I learned later that my host sister was like 'yeah, sure, she can dance' when he asked her.)
Thankfully the little girl wasnt there. She woulda been on my case the rest of the night.
Then a man in a purple latex suit (sometime later) (btw, like 40.. )walked into the bar and grabbed my boob.
I just took his hand off and kept walking.
My host mom wanted me and my host sister (13) to go home, because she wanted to go into the city.
I said I would take care of my sister and we stayed there for a bit.
(Sidenote: We had been hanging out with two guys (the one I danced with) and for like.. 4 or so hours and whatnot in the fussball room (seperate room from the bar area, quiet.. ) both are ... Well, lets say both are older then Aaron. Almost. One is the same age.) And anywho, after my host mom left we went to the older (kay. he's 21) guys house and grabbed bacardi and jim beans. then we walked to my house.)
Then after that we sat outside for a bit (at this point the younger was kissing my neck. Ha.) then my host mom came home. And we stayed outside cause we didnt want her to see us (still being kissed.) then she went to her room to go to bed and we went upstairs to mine. (sidenote: after like two hours at the bar, the younger kept saying 'Im sleeping at your house or you are sleeping at mine tonight' to me. XD)
So then I unlocked my door, cause I had locked it earlier when we got home cause I didnt want him snooping around in it. and then we went out on my deck, (more kissing), my host sister and the boys smoking, then being hugged cause it was cold (and a convienent way for him to get closer so he could grab my ass XD)
Then going inside, and yeah, more kissing and whatnot...
Then him asking me to go to bed... and his friend laughing.
Then it was like ... 4 in the morning, and I was bored of him kissing me.. (und weiter aber das 'is detailed.' )
So I asked my host sister (who had moved to the bed , as all of us sleeping on the floor would be stupid.) if she was tired and she said no, so I asked her if she wanted to play cards.

I know, Im probably one of the only girls in the world that complains of withdrawals, has a boy kissing up on her, and would rather play cards cause he bores her.
Im so cool.

So then he asks me (and Im going to remember this for a long time) (and sorry linds, I can only say it in german) 'Willst du es nicht?'
To which I replied 'Na'
And his friend burst out laughing.

Oh, shit, I forgot, before this he was like, laying on me, (Erm, I was sitting with my knee's up, and he was lying against them.) and his friend (who is really nice, adorable.. funny. cut a ketchup bottle in half cause nothing would come out... o.0) was looking at pictures (didnt tell us that) on his camera (I swear he just kept taking them damnit.) so then the younger wants it dark (cause the cell had a really strong light) and he is all like 'shut off your damn phone' and then they like, argue, cause one wants to continue kissing up on me, and the other wants to look at photos. So finally the first one asks 'What the deuce are you doing anyways' something along those lines and the older replies 'Im looking at photos of tonight' I was just like 'Oh shit, what all does he have on his phone' in my head.

Anywho, after I said no, he climbed into bed with my host sister and started trying shit with her.
He is 19. She is 13. Thats a little young.
But whatever.

the sad thing is that now she likes him. and I think she thinks he likes her.
I dont think she understands the ''your just a piece of young ass' concept.

And now she is also ''OMG WE GOTTA GO THERE NEXT WEEKEND'
Which, I have no problem with. But she went all... 'we can go this weekend and this weekend and this weekend....'

Little overdone.

SONG:

Skip town. slow down
Push it to the east coast
Step down turn around
Push it to the west
Need less, use less
We're asking for too much I guess
Cause all we get is...

Dead disco Dead funk Dead rock and roll
Remodel Everything has been done
La la la la la la la la la la

Tits out, pants down
Overnight to London
Touch down, look around
Everyone's the same
World wide, air tight
No one's got a face left to blame

Dont need more, its just the chorus over and over again.

If anyone can dfind me the lyrics of 'This is for you' by Velvet, I would be happy.

1 comment:

-ceara said...

im ignoring everything you said about your lovely austraian guy, as i now know about your pink-shirt-wearing-liking guy, and hes more fun

except thats not hard to translate

and i miss fasching
did you have kreppels?