Fanfiction Saga.

At first, he was the file-sharing self proclaimed scapegoat. Quite hot, but rather afraid of said hotness, causing him to deny it.

Meeting Alicia he was deemed the whipping boy. And subject to phrases along the lines of "whoa, you're hot".

Seeking relief from instant messages singing his praises, he paired the two who constantly praised him in a chat together. shortly after he realized his huge mistake.

The path of the admittance came cleary into view. Admittance into the psych ward at the hospital of course.

So he continued his vehement denial, slowly aggravating the pair of girls. Until one day, the tides turned, and "The Cult of The Sexy Beast" was formed.

Polls were formed, both accidently and on purpose. All results came back the same, he was hot.

The cult was slowly recruiting members, trickling in like water, not there usual girl selves.

The creators of the cult were stunned. They decided to harness the opportunity that was swiftly fleeing ahead of them.

Brain storming, they came up with a plan.

One would write a fanfiction type story, and the other would illustrate it. They'd make millions.

And so the tale unfolds.