I've noticed that my names are oh-so creative. Like seriously. Umm, oh yea, and drat. those are the main topics. its sad really. so, I will now try to remember to choose titles that aren't all that informative to whats written beneath, but random enough for you to ask yourself what I've been smoking lately. Although I don't smoke. Anything, at all, whatsoever.
Why did the chicken cross the road? (I have no idea *sarcasm*)
To get to the other side.
HOW THE HELL IS THAT FUNNY?
C'mon, how is that so? Someone please tell me. You can tell that to a four year old and they'll laugh for hours, although they don't get it. Neither do I. And after this lame joke came others. such as :
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
Har har har. thats so funny. not.
Now, some things are funny, don't get me wrong, I'm not a humourless person. Like a 3 year olds feeble attempt to play soccer when the ball is bigger then its head. thats amusing. Or how they get so excited when they score in the wrong net. you can't help but laugh at their enthusiasm.
Why am I talking about humour?
Oh yea, I remember. cause I am vowing never to have emotions ever again. like that would happen. I would be boring if that happened. For your view on life are because of your emotions. I wouldn't think a three year old playing soccer would be funny if I was angry, I would think it really childish and idiotic.
this has no outline. But do they ever? I am just substance, no outline, no direction, wandering aimlessly through my thoughts, not sorting them out all that well, and writing them down. go me.
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Hey, that's what I use my blog for. The thoughts that I don't wish to keep in, it's like the modern journal. The catch is it's like leaving it open and unlocked on your bed with a sign that says "Do not read."
Pointless.
Do you know what a Wok is? It's something that you fwow at a wabbit.
It's a pun. Cliches and puns are the best humor in my opinion. It takes intelligence and an observer. To get all spiritual for a moment, I feel that it's God's humor. Things that he throws at you to see if you're awake, but that's my baseless opinion.
I don't laugh at the jokes that you posted, but I did smile at the Skeleton one. The thing about a joke is it's delivery. Trust me, after you've told the same joke to your class THREE TIMES and they FINALLY laugh at the third one, you know it was all about timing.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Also, your sense of humor is as dark as your jaded look at the world around you. I would laugh to, but there is a piece of me that sort of feels that kids pain, if he knew what he was doing.
wow... so long of comments.
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