Alicia s Facts...Read 'em

1. Never stick your finger in a light socket when the light switch its turned to "on"
2.Never cut fridge wires while its connected to a power source
3. Never swear around my step-grandfather....*cough*
4. Don't date the girl next door, shes usually a whore....ARGH NO RHYMING.
5. Deny everything, accept nothing
6. Vanilla icecream with chocolate fudge swirls is alright
7. My mother is always incorrect about my life
8. Never talk to my mother... I'll kill you, well, shes not that bad
9. Alicia gives good advice to people.
10. Alicia now charges $50.oo every time rich spells cool 'Kewl'. the bill will be sent to your locker.
11. Alicia now has a job....Marvel her magnificence
12. Read enders shadow
13. Give Alicia more semi-useless facts or she will hate you. or just envy your lack of creativity.
*SARCASM*
14. Sarcasm is always good
15. Never buy Alicia garden gnomes....narf
16. Control the skank population, have your child spayed or neutured.
17. Request to read Alicias binder cover if you go to her school.