Sunday, January 14, 2007

Random Useless Update

...Number ... -insertimpossiblyhighnumberhere-

So, I can crack walnuts with my bare hands. That makes me cool right? Its a nifty talent.
I only obtained the information that I obtain this talent when I could not seem to obtain a nutcracker.

Ha. obtain.

Other then that, Ive been complaining about this homework assignment I have to do for the past.. two weeks to basically anyone that will listen. Im actually going to finish it in the morning cause I got off my lazy arse and actually did most of the damn thing.
So, the main character who is really annoying and always blowing up unrealistically (the thing was written in the 50's, the guy mussttaa been livin in the 70's a little early. If you understand that, raise your left hand.)

Anywho, he makes some sense after he like, chills down. Here (example.):

The heaviest strongest creatures in the world seem to be the lonliest. Like the old bear, following his own breath in the dark forest. There's no warm pack, no herd to comfort him. That voice that cries out doesnt have to be a weaklings does it?

This would be after he tells his wife (when she is pregnant, he just didnt know it yet) that he wishes that something cruel would happen to her, like having a baby fully formed in her, and it dying in her.. (which happens.) And then starts screwing around on her while she is recovering at her parents house (she had been gone for three months..) with her best friend. Then she randomly walks into the house and he tells his new beau that 'her friend is here' . Well, then the new beau decides that she is going to flee to London and then when she is gone they (the husband and wife) start talkig and this is some of the guilt trip he lays on her. See, he is an annoying prick.

Nother.... exerpt? Is that right?

You've got to be really brawny to have that kind of strenghth - the strength to relax... (Pointless bit about how she is a big fake) In order to relax, you've first got to sweat your guts out...

doesnt sound very relaxing does it?

Alicia is bored... And tireeed... And realized its only 20 weeks till she is flying back home. Ouch.

2 comments:

A_Shadow said...

That's 5 months and that's barely less than half of your time out there.

Why worry about it now, and why ouch?

Anonymous said...

..Walnuts?