Double Argh With Knobs.

Cody, why the fuck couldn't you have saved me?

Eh, all's fair in the manwhore business I guess.

Emma and Alicia and Corey and Brooke and Aly and Kara all agree that Alicia is screwed.

This happened to Aly to, but apparently (says her) happened to me like, 10 times worse.
And Cass, can't stop laughing.

So, for your further enjoyment at my expense ... The Book, III.
Yeah, we started (I started) another one. Yay for me.
This is going to go slow, till I get to the topic I was rambling on about up more.

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Alicia: The third book! Really wish I'd saved the other two, and coulda published them and made a lot of money. Rule, to refresh, is must write in pen.

Emma: Definately. The book must be kept private!!!

Kara: Ok! I get it! I got it! Good!

Alicia: What, you planning on spilling something this year Emma?

Emma: No, but you might spill something for me. -_-

Kara: Alicia is planning to stab me with a dull pencil crayon! Help me!

Alicia: I said crayon! not pencil crayon. What am I spilling about you em? other then your undying love for Maltee?

Emma: If you're going to say that, you could at least spell his name right. M-U-L-T-E. There. Wait, I'm wrong. T_T

Kara: Well then... now that we have gotten that out of the way, what else is new?

Alicia: It's Malte, he said so. I like his writing.

Emma: Me too. Very...crisp. Foreign kids always write so neatly.

Kara: I think you guys need to get a life. ( I know... I know that does not mean much coming from me.)

Alicia: Rouven didn't have neat writing. He was from germany. But yeah, crisp, and bold and bare and sparse, very, .... distinctive writing.

Emma: Yep. Anyways, I think Kara's right Alicia we need to get a life. I mean for god's sake, we're talking about the way some guy writes!

Kara: Thank you voice of reason!

Alicia: Life? Not plural? So we're going to share it? I SHOTTIE IT ON THE WEEKENDS.

Emma: Lolz, Alicia, you're funny. No, we need to each get a life.

Kara: I hear that there is a 2 for 1 deal at the dollar store! We can all get a life and new personalities! Only $1.99!

Alicia: Kay, you get me one I like, and I'll blame it on you when my friends are all "Wtf happened?"

Emma: I'll just be like "wut"

Kara: Don't be ridiculous! I got my personality from the Dollar Store. And look at me! I'm great!

Alicia: LAME -_-

Emma: Agreed ;-_-

Kara: Hey! Shut up! I am cool .... ish.

Alicia: You just keep telling yourself that luv.

Emma: My mommy says I'm special T_T

Kara: Don't call me luv! or any other stupid pet names you can think of. you are just jealous of my coolness! =P

Alicia: My mommy says you're special too Em. And I'll call you whatever I like puddin' head. (a/n pudding head is an insult.)

Emma: Hey! That's my name for Kara!

Kara: Why do I have all these pet names?! (or insults whichever you prefer)

Alicia: It was an unsult. and fine, I'll call her puddin' brain, happy now?

Emma: Kay fine.

Kara: I hate you all!

Alicia: Aww but we love you.

Emma: Don't hate us Kara!

Kara: well I guess I don't hate you, just strongly dislike.

Alicia: Alright, fine. I had sushi for lunch <3 But I am not becoming a japanese prostitute Kara!

Emma: I think you should Alicia, you'd be good at it.

Kara:What about you emma? aren't you down with that?

Alicia: How would I be good at being graceful and talented? you expect so much!

Emma: A prostitute Alicia, not a geisha. Down with what kara?

Kara: Down with your mother? maybe, I don't know. So emma is a geisha? well if emma was a geisha I'd rate her a 7.

Alicia: Nah, she's a klutz. 6.5 NO PROSTITUTION FOR ALICIA