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"So, whatchya up to?"

"Pretending to have a life"

"Oh, why's that?"

"Beats accepting that I don't"

"Don't what?"

"Have a life. Duh. Doesn't everyone know that?"

"No actually, most seem to think you're rather busy."

"Just because you're busy doesn't mean you have a life."

"I belive being busy classifies you in the category of having a life"

"I disagree"

"Well, I disagree with your disagrement"

"well! I disagree with your disagreeing---- wait, I'm not going to get into this"

"Aww, c'mon, I was so winning!"

"You'll never win. Ever."