Zephi's Interview

Zephi, otherwise known as Chris.... another "secret" interview... Bahahaa.

Who do you trust and who are you most suspicious of out of all your friends?

James. And I'm not suspicious of any of them. I trust them whole heartidly. I know them well enouch to know when they're lying... we actually once had a huge fight about the lying going on in our little circle and vowed not to lie about anything big to each other... Now the most we have are white lies and we know when each other is doing it.

I only have two friends. makes things easy.

Four if you count two girls... And I'm assuming you mean real life.

real life? you have imaginary friends?

Hah. Funny. No, they disappeared when I turned 5.

Supposedly I am an imaginary friend. to like... 4 people

I'd love to have you as an imaginary friend.

why?

We'd dance and frolock in the sunflower fields

(frolic) And who says you know how to dance?

I can't. why?

Well how could we dance if you don't know how?

Because your my imaginary friend and therefore tuned to my mind. You wouldn't know I couldn't dance; you'd think I was the best there was.

but, I'm already an imaginary friend to some people, yet I am not tuned to all their minds.....as in I have my own opinions about them....so am I a deformed imaginary friend

Then as my deformed imaginary friend, we're be happy and merry all day and night long... Just because I say so. Beer helps.

I hate the taste of beer though.

Wine, possibly?
I prefer wine myself.

wine is gross too

Bah. Cod fish.

Whats this about fish now? Are you some kinda pirate?

I am in my dreams. I'm Blackbeard. The beardless pirate of the sea.

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Welcome back.

Why thank you kind sir...er....blasted pirate

Sir Blasted Pirate, thank you.

That wasn't a compliment

Neither was mine.

ya-huh.... I'm so lost.

I took a wrong turn about five minutes ago.

left or right?

The straight fork of the three way split.

that wasn't an option.

No?
Let's go with left, then.
Left is good.

are you left or right handed?

Right.

you suck. you are supposed to be left handed.

My pen says otherwise.

your pen lies.... and it can talk?

Only in my head; I'm the only one that can hear it.

And you say you don't have imaginary friends pfft.

It's not my friend. It's my tool, my instrument of death and destruction. It helps me fulfill my darkest desires for domination over all sheep.

ya-----huh... so, do you have imaginary enemies?

I fight the mighty and proud Piglet Clan who has just recently allied with the Big Bag Wolf Brigade. They have seriously hindered my plans thus far, but I believe I am nearing a breakthrough.

ok... last question, cause I have to go... How much do you love me?

In all seriousness, if you lived near me I might try to make a relationship work... but for now, until or if that ever happens, a good friend. Why?

Just wondering.

Well, that was a ....different answer. Until next time... Adieu.