Silly me.

If he ever read any/all of this, he'd be surpised.
He'd be silent.
Oh what I would do for that type of silence.
Not saying that he talks alot, but the silence of awe is a wonderful thing.
I want to write a lofty teenage novel.
One that doesnt say anything, doesnt mean anything.
One that isnt deep, isnt important, and will sell a million copies.
I've decided to name my main character Aphid.
Cute, right?
Just because its a brainless book doesnt mean it cant have name symbolism.
Aphid the bug, is gunna get smashed.
Or, drunk, maybe?
Another term for smashed?
Lets see how clever this all turns out.


Buy my book if my scheme works, btw.
I'll sign it for ya.